Things people with Social Anxiety do

clockwork-cturtle:

amazphil:

tattooac:

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

Oh

Oh dear

(via bastille)

(via wizlaqueefa)

unclefather:

*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*

me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor

me: *winks with both eyes*

(via bang)

aph-hetalian:

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

(via bastille)

Mac Miller - Red Dot Music (via 19basti97)

(via bastyadler-deactivated20200520)

I said it must be the drugs that got us thinking crazy shit
Looking up into the clouds where the angels sit
They looking down, keeping watch ‘til I’m dead
So how’d I get this red dot on my head?

(via urbanoutfucks)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com, via bang)

Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?

herunweddedhusband:

iammyfather:

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

(via wemakethemoney)